Saturday, July 26, 2008

Corny Jokes

Q. why did silly mary feel safe swimming in the crocodile lagoon?
A. the sharks scared the gators away!
hee hee hee hee hee

Q. what did the sand castle say to the ocean wave?
A. if you don't stop, my name will be mud!
hee hee hee ha ha ha

Q. what's the best way to get a rhino's attention?
A. honk his horn!
hoo hoo hoo hee hee ha ha

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

very silly,
you should make your own joke book!

your friend from Iowa said...

Congratulations on your NEW Blog!!! This is my first blog to ever write on in my life.

The Horaks said...

Funny jokes!!! :D You made me laugh!

The Tribe said...

Mary, you are such a gem. Thanks for sharing the jokes.

-Dad

Michelle Kilgore said...

Thanks for sharing the funny jokes, Mary. :), Mrs. Kilgore